I really need to get my fat ass to the grocery store and buy some food for the damn house. I just can’t seem to get motivated to go grocery shopping. I hate it. I hate walking up down aisles looking for stuff, I hate seeing how much stuff costs nowadays, and I hate the idea of having to cook. I wish I could just get a bunch of food in boxes and stick one in the microwave any time I get hungry.

Wait, you mean they have frozen dinners that work like that? Amazing! I will have to try some of those. Next time I go grocery shopping. But for tonight, it sounds like Chinese food is for dinner because I’ve nothing in the refrigerator and I am going to try to put off the grocery shopping for a few more days. I just don’t want to deal with it.