Tiny Reflections

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Entries for the ‘Shopping’ Category

Sounds Like Chinese Food for Dinner

I really need to get my fat ass to the grocery store and buy some food for the damn house. I just can’t seem to get motivated to go grocery shopping. I hate it. I hate walking up down aisles looking for stuff, I hate seeing how much stuff costs nowadays, and I hate the […]

Careful As Shit With My Money

My dad will be retiring soon. he was going to try to do it this summer, but since the economy is still in deep shit,  he had second thoughts about leaving a solid paycheck behind. I can’t blame him – to retire now would be very fucking risky and I’m so fucking glad that he […]

Piece Of Shit Gas Guzzling Mini Van

Went to Walgreens on today to pick up the Sunday newspaper. They are running a special on it for 99 cents, which is almost half price for the paper. This is great when you don’t want to get the newspaper delivered to your driveway. I wish I could say delivered to your door, but those […]

Take This Cell Phone and Shove It

The end of September can’t come quick enough for me. Come October 1st I plan on telling Verizon to go fuck itself and to shove their piece of shit cell phone up their big old corporate ass once and for all. There was a time that I had everything with Verizon. My cell phone, home […]

Ham and Eggs Weekend

This is the big weekend for eating ham. My family has had a ham dinner on Easter Sunday for every fucking year of my life. It’s a big thing around here, but I don’t care. I like ham any time – it doesn’t have to be Easter for me to want to buy a fucking […]