This is the big weekend for eating ham. My family has had a ham dinner on Easter Sunday for every fucking year of my life. It’s a big thing around here, but I don’t care. I like ham any time – it doesn’t have to be Easter for me to want to buy a fucking ham.

Its also the weekend for eggs. I know that the store puts eggs on sale because it is Easter and everyone wants to hard boiled the eggs and do the egg dye thing. I don’t see why they make the eggs cheap this week. Why not hike the hell out of the price and make the extra profit? you KNOW all the fuckers are going to be buying eggs – so make the money while you can.