ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

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CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.

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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

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RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.

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SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

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SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

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TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

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TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

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YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

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WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.