I’ll never forget the first time some one asked me “Where’s The Beef?” remember that saying that those two old ladies made so popular back in the 80’s? For some reason my response of “If it was up your ass you would know where it was” just came flowing out of my mouth and man didn’t that just crack my my little circle of friends up.

I still have the habit of saying those exact words whenever anyone asks me where something is and it has caused more than a few eyebrows to be raised. I’m sorry but I am a fucking creature of habit and I just can’t help myself. My thought is that if you can’t take a joke then just go take a fucking jump in the lake and chill the fuck out! In today’s world where cuss words are a dime a dozen and you would be hard put to be anywhere in public and not hear some “dirty words” that just seem to come naturally for so many people these days.

I do try and watch my mouth when I’m around senior citizens though. And I wish that more people would do the same, although I do believe that a good amount of our senior citizens could come up with some foul language that would same a sailor. I know that my grandpa sure could belt them out and he didn’t care where he was or who heard him.