These fit so well they should be in a dictionary
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. ————————————————————————————————- BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. ————————————————————————————————- CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. ————————————————————————————————- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. ————————————————————————————————- COMMITTEE: […]
